Yummy fried chicken truffles

Available soon are my limited edition fried chicken truffles. They are a perfect blend of sweet and savory, grease and redneck alcohol, and subtle floral hints of red flowers and excruciating heart burn.

My most creative work yet! Made with organic free range red neck chicken from Alabama, fair-trade & pesticide-free valrhona Alpaco 66% dark chocolate from Ecuador, organic heavy cream, organic butter, 180 proof Everclear grain alcohol, rosemary essence, mashed potatoes, and lots of oil.

(April Fools! Thanks for all the interest!)