Evosia model Brittany Spears showing off samples of the new Ho-Listic clothing line.

Evosia Announces New Ho-Listic Clothing Line

LOS ANGELES, California – April 1, 2009 – Amidst rampant media speculation, Evosia today announced its all-new Ho-Listic line of organic and fair-trade clothes for socially- and environmentally-conscious people of promiscuous persuasion.

The inspiration for the Ho-Listic clothing line came from a late night truffles-induced vision of creating skimpy and tasteless earth-friendly garments, recalled Henry Jun Wah Lee, Evosia founder and president. “I’m tired of all these tree huggers always looking like they’re either going to yoga class or camping in the High Sierras,” Lee said. “Now when they go clubbing, they can put away those quick dry zip off pants for our fair-trade organic cotton mini-skirts.”

The Ho-Listic clothing line includes polyester short shorts made from recycled bottle caps, low cut organic hemp tops, gluten-free edible panties, and pimpin’ conflict-free diamond jewelry.

The designs for the new line are not only socially responsible and environmentally friendly but also energetically attuned. There are a variety of choices in styles and colors depending on your western and eastern astrological signs, I Ching readings, season, and which side of the bed you tend to wake up on.

10 percent of profits will benefit Evosia’s nonprofit enterprises: Ho-Foods and The Evosia Center for Ho-Listic Livin’.

The new line is due today in retail stores everywhere. Wear irresponsibly. Word to your mother.

About Evosia
Evosia is a holistic lifestyle company. We believe that clothes have the power to inspire, empower and heal. Our design philosophy combines style with substance, East with West, and ancient wisdom with modern sensibilities. For more information, please contact info@evosia.com or visit our website, http://www.evosia.com.

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