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Chinese Medicine Teams up with Fast Food to Acu-Size Meals

By Henry, April 1, 2010 12:11 pm

Mcdonalds

Los Angeles, Calif. – April 1, 2010 – Acupuncturist and Chinese Medicine Physician Henry Jun Wah Lee announced today a long-term partnership with McDonalds to provide quality acupuncture, herbal medicine, nutrition and medical Qigong services in McDonalds restaurants across the country.

“America continues to get fat but our love for fast food isn’t going to end overnight. As natural medicine professionals, we need to take a pragmatic approach to this problem by going to where the greatest need is. In this case, we’re going tackle the health problems of eating fast food by going straight to McDonalds and adding the healing power of Chinese Medicine.“

Lee continues: “We are happy that through our partnership with McDonalds we will reach millions of mainstream Americans who have never before tried acupuncture, herbs or Qigong exercises. It will do wonders for their diet, improve their mood, and treat chronic problems like fibromyalgia, arthritis or back pain naturally and much more effectively than Western medicine”

This revolutionary partnership with McDonalds adds additional items to the fast food giant’s menu. For example, a new Diet Coke sweetened with the Chinese Herb Luo Han Guo will benefit obese individuals and those with diabetes. Customers can substitute bok choy in place of iceberg lettuce for their burgers. Bok Choy aids digestion and adds vitamin-A, vitamin-C, beta-carotene, calcium and dietary fiber.

There will also be seasonal items such as herbal chicken soup in the winter and mung bean salad in the summer to help attune Americans to the need for seasonal dietary changes.

A new Acu-size option will be available for the restaurant’s classic Value Meals. For just $40 dollars more, customers get an acupuncture treatment in addition to their double cheeseburger, fries and medium soft drink.

Plans are already in the works to redesign McDonalds playgrounds for the practice of Qigong – whole-body exercises that benefit the body, mind and emotions. Lee emphasized regular exercises like Qigong continues to be one of the most important steps any American can take to achieve and maintain good health.

“By reclaiming these urban spaces for public use, people in the community will have a place to come together, heal, feel good, and support each other.”

About Henry Jun Wah Lee
Henry Jun Wah Lee, L.Ac. is a Physician of Chinese Medicine, Licensed Acupuncturist, Medical Qigong instructor and Eastern Nutritionist. He has a private practice in Pasadena and Los Angeles, California. For more information, please contact info@HenryJunWahLee.com or visit his website, http://www.HenryJunWahLee.com

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Pranksters Install Swings on BART Public Transit System in San Francisco

By Henry, April 30, 2009 7:13 am
Pranksters Install Swings on BART Public Transit System in San Francisco

Pranksters Install Swings on BART Public Transit System in San Francisco

This is so awesome. I love these fun pranks against the mundane.

More information and photos after the link: Laughing Squid and Flickr

Available Soon: Fried Chicken Truffles

By Henry, April 1, 2009 9:40 am
Yummy fried chicken truffles

Yummy fried chicken truffles

Available soon are my limited edition fried chicken truffles. They are a perfect blend of sweet and savory, grease and redneck alcohol, and subtle floral hints of red flowers and excruciating heart burn.

My most creative work yet! Made with organic free range red neck chicken from Alabama, fair-trade & pesticide-free valrhona Alpaco 66% dark chocolate from Ecuador, organic heavy cream, organic butter, 180 proof Everclear grain alcohol, rosemary essence, mashed potatoes, and lots of oil.

(April Fools! Thanks for all the interest!)

Press Release: Evosia Announces New Ho-Listic Clothing Line

Evosia model Brittany Spears showing off samples of the new Ho-Listic clothing line.

Evosia model Brittany Spears showing off samples of the new Ho-Listic clothing line.

Evosia Announces New Ho-Listic Clothing Line

LOS ANGELES, California – April 1, 2009 – Amidst rampant media speculation, Evosia today announced its all-new Ho-Listic line of organic and fair-trade clothes for socially- and environmentally-conscious people of promiscuous persuasion.

The inspiration for the Ho-Listic clothing line came from a late night truffles-induced vision of creating skimpy and tasteless earth-friendly garments, recalled Henry Jun Wah Lee, Evosia founder and president. “I’m tired of all these tree huggers always looking like they’re either going to yoga class or camping in the High Sierras,” Lee said. “Now when they go clubbing, they can put away those quick dry zip off pants for our fair-trade organic cotton mini-skirts.”

The Ho-Listic clothing line includes polyester short shorts made from recycled bottle caps, low cut organic hemp tops, gluten-free edible panties, and pimpin’ conflict-free diamond jewelry.

The designs for the new line are not only socially responsible and environmentally friendly but also energetically attuned. There are a variety of choices in styles and colors depending on your western and eastern astrological signs, I Ching readings, season, and which side of the bed you tend to wake up on.

10 percent of profits will benefit Evosia’s nonprofit enterprises: Ho-Foods and The Evosia Center for Ho-Listic Livin’.

The new line is due today in retail stores everywhere. Wear irresponsibly. Word to your mother.

About Evosia
Evosia is a holistic lifestyle company. We believe that clothes have the power to inspire, empower and heal. Our design philosophy combines style with substance, East with West, and ancient wisdom with modern sensibilities. For more information, please contact info@evosia.com or visit our website, http://www.evosia.com.

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